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Piper McLean ([personal profile] sweettalker) wrote in [community profile] chatpiper2018-12-30 10:52 am

♫ •||• This the ultimate showdown of ultimate history

[ Once a week, minimum. That's how many Akuma attacks she's experienced since arriving in Paris, roughly. She must've come right after one that first week because it took a while for the first, but after that it was non-stop. Even SHE'D been Akumatized once. It was almost like some rite of passage among their circle and some sort of twisted mark of status among adults.

Sure, people had a lot of negative emotions on an every day basis that could be exploited, but seriously, how much free time did Hawkmoth have to just sit around making Akumas once a week, meaning he was sitting around at LEAST once a week just waiting for "Bridezilla", who couldn't get her wedding cake on time, to get so cheesed off she was basically already shooting flames.

Or was it more like a bat signal? Spidey senses? Did he get somehow notified when someone was at their breaking point?

She isn't even surprised to learn that Lila has had several go's of it. The girl brings it on herself by being dishonest. It's inevitable that sooner or later she's either going to get called out or her own web of deceit is going to come back to bite her in the butt, yet she persists.

It isn't Lila today, but whoever it is their powers are more potent than anything Cat Noir and Ladybug have faced before, and it shows. Ladybug and Cat Noir seem to be struggling.

Hey Piper, don't worry! This is no sweat for Ladybug and Cat Noir. They'll come out on top just like always, just watch.

Those had been Alix's parting words right before they'd all split up to go home for the mandatory evacuation.

That's another thing: These attacks are so frequent they have DRILLS and EVACUATION PROCEEDURES at school. Piper doesn't mind all of this, but she IS a little amazed her dad hasn't sequestered her inside yet. The topic of superheroes is a bit touchy around their house, though... She just hopes the day never comes when her dad is the victim.

Anyway- she feels pretty worried at the moment, considering. She knows Adrien and Marinette are out there putting themselves, their lives on the line. She likes to think she's not more worried than usual just because she and Adrien are dating now- it's more the fact that this opponent's power set is so overwhelming -but it does feel a little like her nerves have been exposed. She might be keeping an emergency stash of camembert in the house for those surprise visits shut up

For now she's sitting on the couch, watching for updates on the news between texts or calls from their friends. ]
catpunned: ([cat] awe)

[personal profile] catpunned 2018-12-30 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Trust me on this one. Okay? For once.

I’ve got a good feline.


Such were his parting words to Ladybug, after holding off the akuma all on his own for a solid fifteen minutes while she ran off god-knows-where to exert her super special bug privilege.

Enough of that, though. She wavered long enough by the time he caught her weighing options on who to give her chosen Miraculous to; now it’s her turn to fight and hold her own while he makes the decision regarding their allies.

He was playful about it, winking as he left, but the fact that she’d been so darn reluctant—that fact that he ended up literally grabbing the Miraculous out of her hand—

That injected bitterness and hurt into his words that he can still taste in his mouth as he leapt across Paris’s rooftops.

When Cat Noir finally arrives at the McLean house, he doesn’t bother with the front door. He goes straight for Piper’s window, giving it a few gentle taps while he catches his breath.

He also takes the opportunity to crack open the Miraculous box while he waits. Juuust a smidge, enough that the familiar magic light peeks through, and he can see what he’s working with. ]


...The Snake?

[ That’s right. He had no idea until that moment which one it was. It didn’t matter. He knows Piper is a hero, either way.

He continues, musing to himself despite the hurried footsteps he can hear from inside. ]


Well, at least she didn’t choose the Dog. [ This time. ]
Edited 2018-12-30 18:49 (UTC)
catpunned: ([cat] come with me)

[personal profile] catpunned 2018-12-31 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cat Noir slips in as soon as he is welcomed—or—well, it’s about as warm of a greeting he can get, given the situation.

It makes him a little sad that they don’t have much time to do what boyfriends and girlfriends are supposed to do when they greet each other, like kiss, or... whatever it is that Alya and Nino do. But it is what it is, and he can’t keep Ladybug waiting.

Since he can see that the news is on, that hopefully will save him a bit of time explaining.

He takes a deep breath, and holds up the box she’d been eying so that she can actually see it. ]


Sorry—I’m not as good at these speeches as she is, so I hope you don’t mind the cliff notes version.

[ which is. basically: ]

We could use some back up. How would you feel about going hero?
catpunned: ([cat] i can hear you)

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[personal profile] catpunned 2018-12-31 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ He had a feeling that would (eventually) be her answer, but that doesn’t make him any less relieved.

Also does not prevent him from sassing her, despite everything, because of course. ]


Well first, you open the box.
catpunned: ([cat] thinking)

[personal profile] catpunned 2018-12-31 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is silence after that, so feel free to hit him.

...Otherwise, the teasing smile will disappear even more quickly from his face as it dawns on him how in the dark he really is about these Miraculous.

He—He doesn’t even know what the Snake does. They’ll have to find out together. ]


Oh. One catch, though, before you do.

You have to give it back to me once it’s all over.
catpunned: ([cat] i have so many ideas)

[personal profile] catpunned 2018-12-31 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Even he knows the Miraculous boxes aren’t cat toys, okay!!! He probably deserved that one, though, so he doesn’t say anything, instead waiting for Sass to take the wheel.

Which he does. THANK GOD.

He looks impressed and proud all at once, because LOOK. THAT’S HIS GIRLFRIEND??

And he can only assume this is how Rena and Carapace felt, too. ]


As long as you don’t get stage fright, ma chérie. It is your first performance, after all.
catpunned: ([cat] close up)

WRITING THOSE DOWN FOR FUTURE REFERENCE JSYK

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-01-07 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cat smiles at the affection, but he knows that won’t be happening again for a while. It’s probably best they lie low about all this; they’re not like Rena Rouge and Carapace, after all.

He joins Piper on the roof and extends his pole, making sure she isn’t too far behind him before taking off.

Not exactly ideal conditions for a briefing, leaping across rooftops, but they don’t really have a choice. ]


Okay. I have some more cliff notes for you—

He calls himself Amplifier, and— [ he holds his breath for a sec, catching air before continuing: ] —it’s like he tap into people’s emotions. Subtle ones, you know?

A little annoyance becomes hatred... [ another breath ] A small crush becomes obsession. That kind of thing.

We haven’t been able to get through to anyone he’s hit.

[ Maybe Piper can turn the tables! If not, he’ll probably never be trusted with another Miraculous again.

No pressure tho. ]
catpunned: ([cat] *wink*)

no never

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-01-08 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why he knows he made the right choice. He grins, giving Piper an encouraging look, but barely slows his pace as he does so.

He’s too afraid of what may happen at this point, if they’re late. ]


Atta girl.

We’re not too far now. Once we‘re on the scene, you can tell us all about it.

We’ll follow your lead. How does that sound?
catpunned: ([cat] just hanging around)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-02-04 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ He can tell she’s nervous. He lands beside her, also looking over the chaos ahead. In the distance, he can see flashes of red and black, and he knows Ladybug is still hanging on.

They’ve made her wait long enough.

He nods. ]


Your stage awaits. Don’t let him get to you right in the first act.

I’ll be right here with you.
catpunned: ([cat] phone)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-02-21 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Megaphone or speakers, huh...?

Normally it’s Ladybug who does all the strategic heavy lifting, so it really makes him happy (yes, even amidst this chaos) that Piper has taken so well to the role. Moreso he’s just happy that the two most important people to him (outside of his father and Nathalie, his only family) are actually getting along.

He looks back and forth between them with his usual proud smile. ]


Well, there’s the electronics store. Or we could hijack the nearest city-wide broadcast station.

[ He says, as if that would be easy. Maybe it would be, with the three lf them, but he continues, ]

Alternatively, we could just see what the Lucky Charm has to say!
catpunned: ([ice cat] smile)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-19 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ The apologetic tone doesn’t escape Cat Noir either, though a part of him thinks he is probably imagining it. He still looks after her with a fondness though as she trails on ahead of them; and he takes Charmeur’s teasing in stride as they make their way.

He gives her a nod to answer her question, and off they go towards the skyscraper, continuing their damage control along the way. ]


It’s not always that way, but I have her vote when it counts.

Let’s do this.
catpunned: ([cat] just hanging around)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-19 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ His reputation certainly gives him more clout, and it does feel good. Normally, he would be the one out there, waiting and running more damage control. Ladybug would be in here, directing the new hero she chose herself.

She would probably do a way better job than he could at quelling Piper’s nerves, but he has to try.

Seeing how tense she is, hyper-focused on the ludicrous (and unnecessary!) number of monitors in front of her, he pops up from behind, tapping her shoulder—

Then appearing on her opposite side instead. ]


They’re almost ready for your close-up. How’re you feline?
catpunned: ([cat] i can hear you)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-19 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It’s different, with him. He’s never had a problem with stage fright; never had a reason to have it. All he’s ever had to do is show up and look pretty, and walk a certain way (which they practiced endlessly—lights, camera angles, the sway in his hips, the swinging of his arms—it was all very mind-numbing).

Piper... Well. He can’t deny she has valid reasons for freaking out right now.

He shakes his head firmly, however, putting a finger over her lips to shush her, and whatever plans she had for finishing that sentence.

“I—“ ]


No, you’re not. You’ve got this. No way I’d let you be here if you didn’t.

You just have to... um...

[ He scratches at the back of his neck as he looks back at the monitors. They really are kind of menacing. ]

Maybe you could... pretend like we’re somewhere else.
catpunned: ([cat] awe)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-20 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cat Noir appreciates the brief distraction as they set up the final touches. Hearing his name, though, he turns, returning to Charmeur’s side by the few steps it takes to close the distance.

His hand?

His lips curl, but he offers the hand easily, swallowing the words Til death do us part. ]


All yours, ma chère. Just make sure I get it back.

[ NEVER KNOW WHEN HE’LL NEED TO CATACLYSM A BITCH— ]
catpunned: ([cat] dance)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-20 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her moment of calm lasts just long enough that he starts to wonder if he should be closing his eyes, too—but it isn’t awkward. He does his best to channel good thoughts, encouragement, Camembert and whatever else she might need.

When a more confident Charmeur emerges, he nods, and as if on cue, the station employee who’d been fiddling with the mic responds, “So are we.”

So, without being too eager about it, he lets go of her hand and takes a few steps to give her space. He circles around to her front so that he can more easily meet her eyes, both then and during the performance.

He gives her a thumbs up.

A voice bellows moments after: “And we’re live in 3... 2...!!” ]

catpunned: ([cat] caught)

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[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-20 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ He’s not crying, everyone else is. ]
catpunned: ([cat] thinking)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-20 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ He wasn’t expecting her to laser-focus on him like that. It sent shivers down his spine, the way her voice shook and carried. It was beautiful, and it opened his heart, making him aware of its every beat as it happened like never before.

People cheered as the tide turned. He opened his mouth to join, to say something, but finds it dry.

Then he notices the familiar flashing beeps. Crap—did he tell her about that? ]
catpunned: ([cat] smile)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-20 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ That’s why I love you.

With those words echoing in his mind, he grabs her hand to lead her away. They wade through a sea of compliments, muttering thank-yous,you’re-welcomes, and coming-throughs before finally reaching the door. ]


Sorry! No encores. You know the drill.

But she’ll be back.

[ With a wink for the studio audience, he pulls her through, and shuts the door behind them. ]
catpunned: ([cat] just hanging around)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-20 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ They find an empty studio moments later, and he shuts the door behind them again.

He smirks, taking a moment to admire her features. ]


Not bad for your first five minutes of fame.

[ Even if he forgot to mention the time limit... well. She’s been around him enough by now to know. Probably. ]
catpunned: ([ice cat] smile)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-20 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Where was he hiding the bright red tomato, anyway??? Hammer space. Who the hell knows. He has one, and that’s what counts, so he quickly hands it to Sass, lamenting how it smells so much better than goddamn Camembert.

Piper doesn’t have to say anything, in the end. His heart is still pounding from the effects of the song. Before he can change his mind, he leans in to give her a kiss on her forehead. ]


I should go see how she’s doing out there. Just in case.
catpunned: ([cat] *wink*)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-20 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh yes. He definitely remembered the bangle. The bangle is definitely a thing he did not forget, would not have forgotten, even if she didn’t give it to him, or distracted him with that look.

Just for that, he’s going to lean in to kiss her again, this time on her lips, if only very quickly. Just because. He can??? And no one can stop him. Take that, universe.

He grins, ruffling her hair before he takes off with the box. ]


Thank you, ma chère. I knew we could count on you.
catpunned: (i'm a little nervous)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-03-20 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ With Amplifier de-evilized, the curtain closed on another one of Hawk Moth’s schemes. Ladybug yo-yoed away, her earrings blinking as always, and Adrien allowed himself to detransform.

Now he walks the backstreets of Paris to avoid any crowds that might recognize him. He has his phone out, ready to call for his ride, but he thinks better of it and decides to take the long way home, just for shits and giggles.

Instead he texts Piper, wondering if she made it home. ]


1 hr later and i realize I should’ve called you a ride lol

[ HE IS GOOD AT THIS BOYFRIEND THING. Clearly. ]
catpunned: (wink of approval)

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[personal profile] catpunned 2019-04-09 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Adrien hardly slows his pace. He’s gotten used to walking and texting and is surprisingly coordinated... most of the time, unlike certain other classmates of theirs. ]

Thanks :) we were SO good.
Can’t wait to hear the song you pick next time
catpunned: (embarrassing)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-04-09 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Not that i’m trying to throw you at the front lines all the time or anything :p
catpunned: (awkward smile)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-04-10 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe! We’re pretty awesome, but moth dude has proven himself unpredictable before, so you never know.

Either way, seeing you in action will be worth the wait :)
catpunned: (awkward smile)

[personal profile] catpunned 2019-11-12 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Adrien laughs at the accusation. A smile lingers at her encouragement that follows, and finally, a smile lingers as he considers how well Piper's been settling in, despite the akuma attacks. ]

I've been here as long as I can remember, and same.
Maybe Paris just has that effect on people


[ Hopefully it has the same effect on Piper's dad! ]