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adrien agreste 🐱 ([personal profile] catpunned) wrote in [community profile] chatpiper2018-12-01 07:57 pm

❄ baby, it's cold outside

[ The Bourgeouis Pre-Christmas Celebration Bash.

With a cool, over the top name like that, there was no way it wouldn't be fun, and Adrien had to go hard convincing both Nathalie and his father to let him go. In the end though, despite him being used to most invasions of his personal space, he is tired.

He has run out of excuses to give, honestly. He has run out of ways to duck the mistletoe, even from the sweetest of girls (Marinette), and the not so sweet (Chloe). And if he eats anymore sweets that were made ~~just for him~~, he's going to burst. Not to mention gain weight, which his father would really, really, really not like.

...He was doing a pretty good job enduring all of this, or so he thought, but every once and a while he catches Piper's eye. No big deal. He recovers from the fatigue quickly and puts on his act. He smiles and waves, as per his usual fare; and as one of the few girls adamantly respecting his space tonight, her company is definitely welcome, which helps.

As soon as he approaches her, though, he finds himself catching her as she faints, and he nearly drops her from the surprise. ]


Wh-Whoa! Piper?

[ It takes him a moment to recover the concentration and strength needed to support her. What the heck?? ]
sweettalker: A daught of Aphrodite can totally handle being the girlfriend of a son of Zeus/Jupiter. (♥ » You light up my world)

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You're off the hook this time. [ She promises, grin refusing to be denied at the sound of his laughter. Damn, it really was almost musical. And she liked the way that little bit of push felt when he leaned into her. She's absolutely returning the pressure and leaning into him without thinking about it. ]

Let's go get some, then. I can't imagine I'll have better than what Paris has to offer.
sweettalker: I know you do. (♥» You already do love me don't you?)

I won't even pretend to apologize for all these foreshadowing puns.

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a good thing he didn't break that one out. Or maybe that's- "it's too bad he DIDN'T", since it probably would've left her pretty speechless and we all know that practically NEVER happens. For a former lone wolf she sure does have a lot of sass now that she's shed her old skin. That would've effectively shut her up, though, and then it either would've gotten really awkward or really tense or maybe really personal- you know...

Once they've reached the pier again Piper watches him ease out of the boat like he was born on the water or something, and she tries really damn hard not to let on how damn smooth that was just now. She can blame the cold for the red in her cheeks when she gives him her hand, right? She's totally blaming the cold. ]


...

[ She smirks- well, half-smirk, half-crooked smile actually when she realizes her honest answer. ]

None. Why? Were you? Worried you were gonna fall for me?

[ bu dum tish i guess wow piper wow ]
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sweettalker: WHY ARE MY PANTS REPLACED WITH SKIRTS?!? (◘» WHAT IN HERA'S NAME IS THIS?!)

1/?

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... bro ]
sweettalker: ... Well crapbaskets. (◘» Chiron said we have to?)

2/???????

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ BRO HOLD THE FUCK UP ]
sweettalker: Seriously where is your brain-to-mouth filter?? (◘» Oh my gods stop talking please!?)

3/???????????????????????

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ WAIT DID HE JUST SAY THAT WITH A TOTALLY STRAIGHT FACE THO ]
sweettalker: Seriously where is your brain-to-mouth filter?? (◘» Oh my gods stop talking please!?)

???? / ??????????????????????????????????????????????

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh
gods

she was not prepared

THAT WAS... UNBELIEVABLY SWEET AND SMOOTH AND ]
sweettalker: Can't talk about it. (◘» ...)

i think i broke my shift key i can't do question marks anymore

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ BUT WHAT IF HE TAKES IT BACK AND SAYS HE WAS JUST KIDDING???? IT WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST TIME HE TROLLED HER WITH AN ABSOLUTE STRAIGHT FACE. SEE 7 ICON SPAM TAGS AND 6 REAL TAGS AGO. ]
sweettalker: Don't make eye contact don't make eye contact don't- (◘» Is that my sister? Shit.)

And now for the pièce de résistance. 6/7

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's been staring at him, not for very long, but long enough that it's pretty obvious she wasn't expecting that response.








And he's still holding her hand.










And she hasn't fully gotten out of the boat yet. That might've actually stopped her in her tracks. ]


... Oh... and... what exactly would you do about it if you had?
sweettalker: Because you were flirting with Jason? (o2 Remember that time I cut it off?)

7/7

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
... And if I said that the feeling might... you know... be sort of mutual.

[ WELL FUCK HERE IT GOES ]
sweettalker: Do you like it? (o2 This is my bedroom face.)

1/?

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ For a long moment while the words are forming on her lips, as if she's watching and listening to herself speak in slow motion Piper is aware of every little thing that could probably go wrong with this. She was making a loooot of assumptions about how serious he was just now. For a hot minute she's tense after she finishes speaking, the word "ABORT! ABORT!!!" threatening her with panic which she ignores.

Stay cool and collected, easier said than done even for her. Yet she manages to hold onto her composure, just so, digging her proverbial nails into it and holding tight while waiting for his answer.

And GOD does Adrien's initial silence make her anxious. ]
sweettalker: Which is concerning. (◘» Got the feeling you didn't think this)

2/?

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She can now think of precisely ten other, better ways she could have responded to that and none of them involved jumping to conclusions about the sincerity of his statement, but here we are now. Last time it was easy. Last time she was certain of the guy's intentions and even though the feelings hadn't been mutual there, she'd known how to handle it. Here, though- ]
sweettalker: Those are not muscles. (◘» Oh Leo PLEASE.)

3/???

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Here she actually gives a damn about Adrien's opinion of her. She cares if she makes a fool of herself in front of him in something as serious as love, or like- or whatever they're supposed to be calling it at this age. She's understood her feelings for a while now, though, and she's pretty confident in saying that she'd fallen first, and harder at that. She isn't as easy going as Adrien when it comes to opening up to others. She doesn't have his patience for the likes of Chloe or Lila, so in a way it feels like the stakes are a little higher...? Adrien could play this off, say he only meant to tease her back, let her down gently because of course he wouldn't be a jerk about it, and he'd be none the worse for it aside from some awkwardness with their friendship for a little while.

Piper, though, she felt like she was putting it all out on the line and praying he'd not just bite, but stay... well, hooked? No, not hooked, but interested. Definitely interested. If he turned her down here, now, she'd feel like such an idiot. She is, blessedly, spared from that when he answers, even if they're still dancing around the matter with their usual banter. His nervous chuckle tells her he definitely took her at least partially serious, or he was giving it at least somewhat serious consideration. Which it was, she didn't want to assume any more than she already had. But... ]


Like you could stay still enough to be a statue, even frozen.
sweettalker: Still don't give a fuck! (♥» Problem? Deal with it!)

4/5

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Also don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Don't say- ]


Besides, you're too hot to stay that way for long. [ G O D D A M N I T P I P E R ]
sweettalker: Totally good times. (o2 Good times.)

5/5

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GOING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN FLIRTING SHAMELESSLY AND TROLLING EACH OTHER AND ACTUAL FEELING EXPOSITION WHAT IS THIS CONVERSATION??? ]

I don't know... but since you haven't scared me off yet with your clawful puns I don't think I'm going anywhere.

[ She adds more seriously, because the last thing she wants is for him to think she's just into him for stupidly superficial reasons. Nothing could be further from the truth, but hey, he probably knows her at least THAT well by now, she'd hope.

Even so: Falling in the lake probably isn't that bad of an idea honestly they can go together. ]
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