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adrien agreste 🐱 ([personal profile] catpunned) wrote in [community profile] chatpiper2018-12-01 07:57 pm

❄ baby, it's cold outside

[ The Bourgeouis Pre-Christmas Celebration Bash.

With a cool, over the top name like that, there was no way it wouldn't be fun, and Adrien had to go hard convincing both Nathalie and his father to let him go. In the end though, despite him being used to most invasions of his personal space, he is tired.

He has run out of excuses to give, honestly. He has run out of ways to duck the mistletoe, even from the sweetest of girls (Marinette), and the not so sweet (Chloe). And if he eats anymore sweets that were made ~~just for him~~, he's going to burst. Not to mention gain weight, which his father would really, really, really not like.

...He was doing a pretty good job enduring all of this, or so he thought, but every once and a while he catches Piper's eye. No big deal. He recovers from the fatigue quickly and puts on his act. He smiles and waves, as per his usual fare; and as one of the few girls adamantly respecting his space tonight, her company is definitely welcome, which helps.

As soon as he approaches her, though, he finds himself catching her as she faints, and he nearly drops her from the surprise. ]


Wh-Whoa! Piper?

[ It takes him a moment to recover the concentration and strength needed to support her. What the heck?? ]
sweettalker: No one's perfect! At least he comes close!! (◘» So what if he eats staplers?)

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ First Christmas without his mother... That would be a lot to deal with. ]

So... what happened after...?

[ She asks, voice a bit tentative, seeing he seems uncomfortable. ]
sweettalker: Why is this happening? (◘» Oh my gods this is happening.)

1/2

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-03 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

[ Did he just say he ran into Santa??? Bitch quit playin ]

THE Santa.
sweettalker: Seriously where is your brain-to-mouth filter?? (◘» Oh my gods stop talking please!?)

2/3 I lied

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-03 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Then, whispered under her breath: ]

Santa is real?!

[ Priorities. ]
sweettalker: Can't talk about it. (◘» ...)

3/3

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-03 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ FOCUS PIPER DAMN. ]

Wow, that's... wow. That's incredible. I will never, ever top that story. [ #JUSTSUPERHEROTHINGS ]

..... So wait, you left, in the middle of winter without your coat? So... just the t-shirt and jeans??
sweettalker: (o1 LMAO n00b)

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-03 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God. What am I going to do with you?

[ She laughs. ]
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[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'll let it slide if you tell me there was hot chocolate.

[ She raises a challenging eyebrow. ]
sweettalker: Sorry if you disagree. (o2 My boyfriend is the best boyfriend.)

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, no changing the subject, blondie.

[ She smirks, getting up again to sit beside him, a silent and discreet agreement that maybe hot chocolate DOES sound great. ]
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[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You're off the hook this time. [ She promises, grin refusing to be denied at the sound of his laughter. Damn, it really was almost musical. And she liked the way that little bit of push felt when he leaned into her. She's absolutely returning the pressure and leaning into him without thinking about it. ]

Let's go get some, then. I can't imagine I'll have better than what Paris has to offer.
sweettalker: I know you do. (♥» You already do love me don't you?)

I won't even pretend to apologize for all these foreshadowing puns.

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a good thing he didn't break that one out. Or maybe that's- "it's too bad he DIDN'T", since it probably would've left her pretty speechless and we all know that practically NEVER happens. For a former lone wolf she sure does have a lot of sass now that she's shed her old skin. That would've effectively shut her up, though, and then it either would've gotten really awkward or really tense or maybe really personal- you know...

Once they've reached the pier again Piper watches him ease out of the boat like he was born on the water or something, and she tries really damn hard not to let on how damn smooth that was just now. She can blame the cold for the red in her cheeks when she gives him her hand, right? She's totally blaming the cold. ]


...

[ She smirks- well, half-smirk, half-crooked smile actually when she realizes her honest answer. ]

None. Why? Were you? Worried you were gonna fall for me?

[ bu dum tish i guess wow piper wow ]
Edited 2018-12-07 06:33 (UTC)
sweettalker: WHY ARE MY PANTS REPLACED WITH SKIRTS?!? (◘» WHAT IN HERA'S NAME IS THIS?!)

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[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ .... bro ]
sweettalker: ... Well crapbaskets. (◘» Chiron said we have to?)

2/???????

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ BRO HOLD THE FUCK UP ]
sweettalker: Seriously where is your brain-to-mouth filter?? (◘» Oh my gods stop talking please!?)

3/???????????????????????

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ WAIT DID HE JUST SAY THAT WITH A TOTALLY STRAIGHT FACE THO ]
sweettalker: Seriously where is your brain-to-mouth filter?? (◘» Oh my gods stop talking please!?)

???? / ??????????????????????????????????????????????

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh
gods

she was not prepared

THAT WAS... UNBELIEVABLY SWEET AND SMOOTH AND ]
sweettalker: Can't talk about it. (◘» ...)

i think i broke my shift key i can't do question marks anymore

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ BUT WHAT IF HE TAKES IT BACK AND SAYS HE WAS JUST KIDDING???? IT WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST TIME HE TROLLED HER WITH AN ABSOLUTE STRAIGHT FACE. SEE 7 ICON SPAM TAGS AND 6 REAL TAGS AGO. ]
sweettalker: Don't make eye contact don't make eye contact don't- (◘» Is that my sister? Shit.)

And now for the pièce de résistance. 6/7

[personal profile] sweettalker 2018-12-07 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's been staring at him, not for very long, but long enough that it's pretty obvious she wasn't expecting that response.








And he's still holding her hand.










And she hasn't fully gotten out of the boat yet. That might've actually stopped her in her tracks. ]


... Oh... and... what exactly would you do about it if you had?

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